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August 31 2017

mystical-flute:

marauders4evr:

Aw, how’s this for some good old nostalgia?

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Wait

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No way.

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I guess nobody remembered that I was on FictionPress, too.

So, hi. I’m the girl you all knew as Tara. My FF.net account really was hacked (twice!), once in 2006 and again in 2009. As of 2017, Support still doesn’t answer my requests to regain it, although I can’t say I blame them. They’re probably scared I’ll flood their site with poorly written sex scenes again.

I’m lucky the hackers never migrated to this account, considering it had the exact same login credentials. (They’ve since been changed, don’t worry.)

I’ll let the account’s creation date speak as to whether it’s legitimate or not.

Thank you all so, so much for keeping My Immortal alive over the years. You fill my heart with so much love. (Preppy moment, oops.)

That’s about all I have to say for now.

Because I’ve received several messages asking this, and predict I may receive more, I’ll answer it here. No, I am not Lani Sarem. Really bad fiction simply tends to read the same. No, I’m not on Facebook. Or Deviantart. Or MySpace. Or Youtube. (Etc.) I am on Tumblr. But I use my real name there, and it’s not Tara.

She’s okay!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

August 17 2017

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xfreischutz:

ticket and poster set i sold at AX!

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sugawara-kkoushi:

bonnybutt:

why are mercys like that

There can only be one.

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tearande:

the goddess of victory

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tastefullyoffensive:

“If I fits, I sits.” (photo via kharzul07)

August 08 2017

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worm:

mapsontheweb:

Half of Australia lives here.

this is so funny because the blue areas aren’t really distinct so it just looks like somebody has posted a picture of all of australia with the caption “half of australia lives here”

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countersignal:

countersignal:

Tooth bitch?

Nvm it says to the beach

August 07 2017

crownflame:

lesbianshepard:

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

holy fucking shit

legend

August 05 2017

dat-soldier:

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

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Come at me, fuckboys!

August 01 2017

probablybardrpgideas:

probablystrangerpgideas:

probablybardrpgideas:

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

grovericon:

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

July 02 2017

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zeldamaniac44:

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

June 19 2017

doctordonna:

dialupmodem:

woah woah woah *hands you a copy of the bible*

*signs inside cover of the bible*

always nice to meet a fan

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zeldaoflegend:

who’s ready to play a gay dad dating sim voiced by the game grumps

lucatiel:

lucatiel:

lucatiel:

lucatiel:

you know that feeling when….you play as the healer and fucking junkrat does his ult but drives straight passed your team and solo ults you like……4 times in a match…….

YOU KNOW WHEN THE ENEMY TRACER SOLO ULTS YOU WHEN YOU’RE THE HEALER AND ITS P CLEAR YOU’RE THEIR TOP PRIORITY TO KILL

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE THE HEALER AND THE ENEMY WINSTON MAKES YOU THEIR TOP PRIORITY TO KILL AND LITERALLY FOLLOWS YOU AROUND THE MAP AND YOUR TEAM DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE THE HEALER AND GENJI

June 16 2017

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zeearts:

a casual Genji, requested by @princesspeepo for her birthday  😘 😘

unfaggy:

beysexuality:

unfaggy:

A married father of 3 just hmu on grindr……..

He bout to be a daddy to 4 if you play it right henny

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pastel-chocobros:

I’m dying of sexiness from these men(´〃`*)

(Source: twitter.com, twitter.com)

fuck every other nat 20 I’ve ever gotten. THIS is the best one.
— me, a future DM, rolling to see how many rats I’d give one of my players as her familiars.

gryffindormischief:

did anyone ever tell Sirius that Hermione set Snape on fire bc I feel like that would be a bonding moment

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