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June 13 2017

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wait this guy has 2 mics?? LOL

me trying to get my point across




my level of fanfiction productivity ranges from “typing 20,000 words over the span of 3 days” or “opening a document and staring at it for a year without typing anything at all.” there is no middle ground.

#the truth hurts #starting another WIP can help

#‘starting another wip can help’ #thats the devil talking #(starts another one anyway) (x)

June 06 2017



You were accidentally born into the dev build version of Earth, and you can use commands to hack the “game”. Describe your life.

How your backyard barbecue go, The Smiths? Pretty good, it doesn’t seem. Ha ha. I tell little joke.

next time you invite Pam.



I read Hamlet back in high school and to this day my absolute favorite thing about it was when Guildenstern was trying to fool Hamlet into doing something or other and Hamlet’s savvy to it but rather than saying “you’re lying and trying to trick me” instead Hamlet outta nowhere whips out this flute and tells Guildenstern to play it.

And Guildenstern is all “I dont know how to play a flute, my lord”

And Hamlet takes a dramatic pause before he absolutely ruins Guildenstern with, “Well thats funny considering you thought you could play me”

this post sounds like im exaggerating but im not it’s straight up canon

May 29 2017

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d.va pixel sprays

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Here’s a full collection of thank you images I made for the Overwatch Anniversary social campaign. Happy 1st Year to this amazing game!

new meme: orisa sitting in places she shouldn’t be able to reach




This is way funnier than it should have been-

Orisa get down here or Im calling Efi

Maybe a stupid idea, but maybe it already exists


You start a game of DnD with a blank character sheet. Your DM has them all. You only discover stats and things as they become relevant. 

Like, “I rolled 7 on my constitution check”
“You get a +2 bonus so that’s a 9.” 
*Hurriedly marking it down*


“I would like to ask the innkeeper if there is anything weird going on in the area”
“Dragonborn are rare in these parts, so she is suspicious at your approach.”
“Wait I’m a DRAGONBORN?!?”

It would be absolute chaos but for a one-shot I feel it would be fun. Maybe all the characters have amnesia and they have to figure out what they can do from scratch.

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AHWU Unboxing Stream



becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

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Cosplay: Ideal v.s Reality

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meh have a kiss


There’s this kid in my sunday school class who was asked what his greatest fear was and he said “to become a ninja” and then he was later asked what he believed God had planned for him in his future and he said “to become a ninja” and the teacher was confused and asked why he gave the same answer and the kid answered “it’s my destiny and I can’t run from it” and I’m trying not to laugh

May 28 2017

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he filled my mouth up with its blood and said 

“grow up weak or grow up tough”

Finally I’ve managed to finish something from my old sketches. cheers.

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The four horsemen of the apocalypse

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Scientists invented fabric that makes electricity from motion and sunlight. To create the fabric, researchers at Georgia Tech wove together solar cell fibers with materials that generate power from movement. It could be used in “tents, curtains, or wearable garments,” meaning we’d virtually never be without power. Source

Y'all are fucking idiots. Clean energy will NEVER be enough to replace the energy we have now. We’d have to tear down DOZENS of forests just to fit enough windmills and solar panels to get even a QUARTER (probably less, tbh) of the energy we can produce now.

Yeah, sure, when they’ve already calculated that a few square miles of panels in the empty ass Arizona desert could power the whole nation. But ok, fracking and the diminishing petroleum supply is worlds better.

Nevermind that windmills are often most efficient off the coast. There they take up no land, impact no trees, don’t pollute the water, and are conveniently located where winds are often strongest anyway.

And solar panels can literally be built into roofs of buildings and in empty areas like deserts. The sun strikes the Earth with the same amount of energy in an hour that our civilization uses in a year.

But yeah, it would be impossible for us to ever have enough energy from clean sources.

Durr hurr technology is bad and I would rather light shit on fire than have clean energy

I can also testify to the Arizona desert being empty ass. And the California desert. And the Nevada desert. 

also…no forests were cleared to make space for Denmark’s windmills and yet they regularly produce so much power that it covers almost all of the country’s power needs. Oh, and then there’s the times when the windmills generate 140% of Denmark’s power needs. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/10/denmark-wind-windfarm-power-exceed-electricity-demand

Friendly reminder that oil pipelines are a scam.




*finishing fic* i am an amazing being and this is absolutely beautiful text

*editing fic* i hate literally everything about this and myself

*posting fic* I can’t believe I made that many typos

*reading fic months later* Who wrote this? It’s actually pretty good? Wait, what? I have no memory of this place.


Tumblr mobile: I didn’t post your post. It went into the void and it’s gone now
Tumblr mobile 2 minutes later: I posted it 16 times in a row for emphasis

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